-
May 18th, 2007, 04:53 AM
#1
HB Forum Owner
lmfao...thats funny as hell
-
May 18th, 2007, 09:15 AM
#2
HB Forum Owner
-
May 18th, 2007, 02:40 PM
#3
HB Forum Owner
Man Hubby didn't even laugh when I told him this one last night. Me thinks he was too damn tired...LOL. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
-
May 18th, 2007, 03:31 PM
#4
HB Forum Owner
A cucumber, pickle, and a penis were all sitting around one day talking about how much their lives sucked.
The cucumber said "Man my life sucks. Whenever I get big, fat and juicy someone cuts me up and puts me in a salad."
So the pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, some puts me in vinegar, puts spices on me, and sticks me in a jar."
The penis glared at them both and said "You guys you think you have it rough? When ever I get big, fat and juicy, they put a rubber tarp over my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out."
[img]tongue.gif[/img]
-
May 18th, 2007, 05:47 PM
#5
Inactive Member
LMAO........ That's a good one.. [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
<font color="#C0C0FF" size="1">[ May 18, 2007 02:47 PM: Message edited by: wildnthewind ]</font>
-
May 20th, 2007, 04:07 AM
#6
HB Forum Owner
i think he prolly was girlie
-
May 20th, 2007, 02:16 PM
#7
Inactive Member
Very Nice!!!
Heres one about a fireman...
A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know,
we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put
on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings
and we're on the fire truck ready to go.
"From now on when I say BELL 1
I want you to strip naked.
When I say BELL 2
I want you to jump in bed.
And when I say BELL 3
we are going to make love all night.
" The next night he came home from work and yelled
"BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed.
When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!"
"What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?
"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied "
YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."
-
May 20th, 2007, 09:11 PM
#8
HB Forum Owner
JFDL...makes me wonder what Bells 5, 6, and 7 are...LOL [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]
Posting Permissions
- You may not post new threads
- You may not post replies
- You may not post attachments
- You may not edit your posts
-
Forum Rules
Bookmarks